Merry Christmas people!!
Yes... I know it is one day late but everyone's still in the Christmas mood so.. let's just pretend that it is not one day late, okay?
Because I've been bored for quite some time, I thought I should give you guys a christmas present:
What would you guys want to see me wear/bring to work/campus(to be fair to those who don't see me on a daily basis) for a day? Just one item.. okay?
Now.. all I ask is for you guys to be sensible, like don't ask me to wear a bikini cause I'll die of hypothermia before anything else happens and I must have the item in my closet (I know it's very limited)..
Our Empress has asked me to wear a skirt so let's say there are more people who wants me to wear a skirt, then I'll wear a skirt a day for each person. Though, for the case of the dress, I would have to wear it once for all because I only have one!
I am bored, and sick of studying. So President Jack has decided to include a brief profile which can (and will) be updated as I go along.
Introducing Empress Pui Pui, as seen from this picture (sorry Ivy) the Empress is of a blur nature. Grown from the countryside's of Puchong and raised sternly through her military background (Boys Brigade) she is often shy in her demure. Known for her height and stature, she is often seen as the Big Momma of all royalty figures. Yet her poise has seen many a willing emperor unfit to hold her scepter. The empress has made limited appearances, but one she does so she is a strong public figure with the paparazzi very often catching funny photos of this royalty.
Empress : Ivy (Big Mommy)
Emperor : Max (Mashimaro)
Queen: Michelle (Procrastination)
King: Andrew (Biggest Backside)
Princess: Dolly (Hello!!!)
Princess: Tan Yi Ning ($$$)
Prince/Minister of Sports: Tan (Adibok/Buntut)
President: Jack (Lame Coke)
Foreign Minister: Man Yan (TVB Hostess)
Royal Evil Mastermind: Jay-Z (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Head of the Medieval FBI: Audrey (Little Red Myvi)
Lord Justice: Andrea (Iron Hammer Communist)
Ambassador: Wei Min (Second Biggest Ka Cherng/Fall Guy)
Finance Minister: Kong (Actor extraordinaire)
The Dark Knight: Vijay (Dananananannananana Batman)
The Black Knight: Joel (The Goat)
The Brown Knight: Yusoff (Sir Sleep a lot)
Royal Chef: Sue Mei (Ta Pi Ku)
Lady In the Tower: Kher Shin (Leng Lui)
Wench: Hazell (Shut up la)
Royal Executioner: Benson (Skin is crispy)
Jester/Joker: Eric (Sleeping Beauty)
Hear Ye Hear Ye,
By King and Queen and God we declare,
That this day the Kingdom of Jabberwock be born,
Through the kings and Ministers of the throne,
To the commoners and plumbers below,
Let all be known that BAF Aug 08,
Shall rule this kingdom from time now till time ends,
To those who come to see,
We welcome you but a msg be your fee,
The President Jack has spoken,
the Rest of thy kingdom speak and declare to be free!